I was trying to find some Oscars related jokes for this week’s theme, considering it is Oscars Day.  I couldn’t come up with enough of a collection, so instead I thought I’d post some funny movie quotes.
There are a lot of funny quotes out there, I’m sure I missed some great ones.  If you think [...]

I was trying to find some jokes about the Winter Olympics since it’s going on, but I didn’t have much success.  The jokes I found were mostly insulting the athletes or their country and that’s not my thing.
Instead, I decided to post a list of questions that were found on an International Tourism website about [...]

Happy Valentine’s Day to everyone!  I thought I would take this day to share some Valentine’s Day humor.

A Thoughtful Valentine’s Day Gift
Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine’s Day.
‘Yes,’ came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, ‘I’ve bought her a belt and a [...]

Of course, considering today is the SuperBowl, I couldn’t pass up on sharing some Football jokes.

Praying for Overtime
My husband, a big-time sports fan, was watching a football game with our grandchildren. He had just turned 75 and was feeling a little wistful. “You know,” he said to our grandson, Nick, “it’s not easy getting [...]

Hear are some creative answering machine messages.

Hi, I am a machine. Why do you hate talking to me? I never hurt anyone. Can we talk after the beep?
Hi. This is Jeff:
If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.
If you are my parents, please send money.
If you [...]