It’s Sunday Joke time once again.  There is no theme this time, just a mixture of jokes that hopefully will make you laugh.

1.  An invisible man marries and invisible woman.

The kids were nothing to look at, either.

2.  Why are coins made of metal?

Because change is hard.

3.  Harry asks his friend Larry to help him with something.

“I think the turn signal on my car is broken”, he says.

“Stand behind the car.  When I turn it on, tell me if the blinker’s working.”

Larry stands behind the car while Harry gets in the driver’s seat and hits the turn signal.

“Yes!” says Larry.  “No!  Yes!  No!”

4.  The morning after a terrible snowstorm, Mary spotted her friend Stacey shoveling her driveway.  Mary asks Stacey why her husband wasn’t helping her out.  Stacey explains that one of them had to stay inside and look after their 4 small children.  They flipped a coin to determine who would do the shoveling.

“Sorry to hear about your back luck”, Mary replies.

“Don’t be”, she replied happily.  “I won!”

5.  John while pulling out of the driveway, accidentally pulled his car in reverse and drove it into a wall.  He took it to the mechanic who had to replace the broken bumper.

A few weeks later, he did it again.

Extremely embarrassed to bring it into the garage for the same reason, John’s wife suggested, “Why not tell him it was me this time?”

“Maybe I will,” John replies. “It worked the first time.”