To celebrate Thanksgiving week, here is some Thanksgiving humor.

What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it?
Ans- Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.

If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Their AGE

The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout. Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line. When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, “You’re terrific!!! Sign up for the season, and I’ll see to it that you get a huge bonus.” “Forget the bonus,” the turkey said, “All I want to know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?”


Twas the night of Thanksgiving


Twas the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn’t sleep I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep.

The leftovers beckoned — the dark meat and white, but I fought the temptation with all of my might.

Tossing and turning with anticipation, the thought of a snack became infatuation.

So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door and gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.

I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes, pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.

I felt myself swelling so plump and so round, till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground.

I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie

But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees……. happy eating to all—pass the cranberries, please






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