Sunday Jokes – Ghoul style
With less than a week to Halloween, it is no surprise that today’s theme is Halloween Jokes.
Why don’t skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don’t have any body to go out with…
What would a monster’s psychiatrist be called?
Shrinkenstein…
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
“Do you believe in people?”
What do you call someone who puts poison in a person’s corn flakes?
A cereal killer…
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They’re so wrapped up in themselves…
What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
Dead ends…
What is a vampire’s favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel
What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A stake sandwich
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts
When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
When you’re a mouse
What did Dracula say when he kissed his vampire girlfriend?
Ouch…
How do monsters tell their future?
They read their horrorscope…
What was written on the hypochondriac’s tombstone ?
“I told you I was ill” !
What did the really ugly man do for a living ?
He posed for Halloween masks !
Why was the little boy unhappy to win first prize for the best costume at the Halloween party ?
Because he just came to pick up his sister !
The jokes made me smile but this one… this one made LAUGH:
Why was the little boy unhappy to win first prize for the best costume at the Halloween party ?
Because he just came to pick up his sister !
LOL
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LMAO! I am a Halloween nut, and I LOVE these jokes! I will probably be using a few of them this week!
The hypochondriac joke cracks me up, mostly because my husband is so a hypochondriac… His mom is going to fall over laughing at that one!
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“Do you believe in people?” LOL. That’s hilarious. I love fun jokes- always on the lookout for them.
Thanks for the laughs- hilarious!
All the best,
Eren
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You always find such fun ones. I love the cereal killer!
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“When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
When you’re a mouse.”
Haha! Thanks for the laugh.
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LOL! That gave me a good laugh, especially the black cat joke. u tickled my blues away,teehee!
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Those were fun! I’m going to have to save these, I think Logan will love them in a few years!
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