Random Tuesday Post – Treasures, Scary Keywords, You are what you hear
I remember when I was a kid, I use to love looking under my parents’ sofa cushions. I always found something that to me, was a treasure. My parents always let us keep whatever we found and my brothers, sisters and I use to scramble for the loose change. I think it was my parents’ way to ensure their sofa remained clean. Yesterday, I was vacuuming under the sofa cushions and what did I find? Nothing but garbage. Nothing I found looked like treasure to me. It was more scary than fun. Sometimes, I miss the innocence of my youth.
I was feeling perfectly fine and in a good mood until I met up with a family member who looked at me and told me I looked tired. All of a sudden, I was tired. What is it with suggestive words.
I was looking at my Google™ Analytics the other day and viewed the keywords that sent me traffic in the last month. It always gives me an idea of how people find my blog. Well, I have no idea why, but I must have written a post about being angry with my husband or something because here are some of my top keywords.
And I certainly have no idea why someone would find my blog by typing up this keyword.
There were other scary keywords but they are really too nasty to put down. I wonder sometimes what people are thinking when they search for words.
Speaking of Google™ and search terms, if you haven’t already done so, be sure to read my “Google™ Bomb” book review. The untold story of the landmark internet case that won Sue Scheff $11.3 million for defamation of character.
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those sure are weird key words to use to search your blog. some people can’t seem to do right.
anyway, i appreciate your dropping by my blog and leaving a comment.?
thanks and i hope you have a mighty fine day!?
It really is quite frightening to see what people search for online.
This is why I never, ever remove the cushions from my couch. Ever.
I have nothing fabulous under my sofa cushions either. I try very hard not to go there. I am curious what someone was expecting to find with naked moms blog. Were they looking for a mom who writes naked or pictures? I hope this doesn’t add to your search adventures.
I’m kinda glad my google analytics gives me an error message because I’d be afraid to see the results.
People are weird! What ARE they looking for???? Love your randmom though. Quit vacuuming and get some rest. Oh and you also look too tired to cook dinner. Better go out!
HAHA People have been finding my blog by typing Freddy Kruger lately because I said my son’s finger nails resembled freddy kruger lately cause he wont let me cut them. hahaha
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It’s amazing how suggestive words can make you feel… almost instantly! And wow, naked moms blog??!! Hahaha.
I had to laugh at your keywords. . .until recently all of mine had been pretty normal/understandable and G-rated. But remember that post I did a few months ago called “The Truth About Spanking?” Well let’s just say the hits to that post are not typically by people wanting to know how using spanking for discipline can affect children. I, too, wonder what the people are thinking when they come to my blog for certain things! I hope they realize immediately it’s not the site they’re looking for and so they leave after less than a second!
You’ve reminded me that I need to clean under our furniture. I can imagine I won’t find anything fun, either.
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