Sunday Comics – Women
Aug.23, 2009 in
Jokes, Sunday Comics
The subject of this week’s Sunday Jokes is Women.
Gender Differences
An English teacher wrote the words, ‘Woman without her man is nothing’ on the blackboard and asked the students to punctuate so that it made sense.
The boys wrote: ‘Woman, without her man, is nothing.’
The girls wrote: ‘Woman! Without her, man is nothing.’
Women’s Bumper Stickers
- Starlight Starbright, where the hell is Mr Right?
- I want my man to have a VCR: Very Cute Rear
- I have PMS and a gun, Did you have something to say?
- I haven’t found Mr Right, but I have found Mr Cheap, Mr Sleazy and Mr Wrong
- You’re just jealous cause the voices talk to me
- I’m immature, unorganised, irresponsible, lazy, and LOUD but I’m FUN
- I am so broke, I can’t even pay attention
- I am not a BI***, I am THE BITC*
- I was put on this planet to make your life miserable
- Looking for Mr Right, Mr Wonderful and Mr Coffee!
- Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition
- Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let him sleep
- Avenge yourself – Be a problem to your children
- Men, Coffee, Chocolate. Some things are just better rich
- My Mother is a Travel Agent for Guilt Trips
- Don’t treat me any differently than you would the Queen
Tags: Jokes, Sunday Comics
“Men, Coffee, Chocolate. Some things are just better rich!” Oh, that’s my favorite. That’s my plan in my next life! LOL
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My favorite was women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition. Very entertaining!
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I have to agree with Anne!
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That was great! Thanks for the laugh!
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That is so interesting about the punctuating! I wish I would have tested myself to see how I would have done it.
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Hehehe I enjoyed it all so much. =)
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ROFL! I am still giggling over the punctuations. Too funny
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I love those bumper stickers! Hahaha
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Children really can say some of the sweetest. Innocence in it’s purest form.
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I have heard/seen that English class one before and think it’s the best!
P.S. Thank you for wishing my parents a happy anniversary and for the other things you said in that nice comment!
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