Having and sharing laughter in your life is so important.  If your laughing, then your always feeling good.  I started Sunday Comics series because I love laughing and if I can make someone else laugh too, then I’m better for it.  Enjoy the following jokes.  Some are silly, some are fun but all are intended to put a smile on your face.

Bad Decision

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
‘But officer, ‘the man began, ‘I can explain.’

‘Quiet!’ snapped the officer.’ I’m going to let you spend the night in jail until the chief gets back.’
‘But, officer, I just wanted to say, ‘

‘And I said be quiet! you’re going to jail!’

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, ‘Lucky for you, the chief’s at his daughter’s wedding. he’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.’

‘Don’t count on it, ‘answered the guy in the cell.’ I’m the groom.’

The Lecture

After an evening out, Roger was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his car parked and walked home. As he was staggering along, he was stopped by a policeman. ‘What are you doing out here at three o’clock in the morning?’ asked the police officer.
‘I’m on my way to a lecture,’ answered Roger.

‘And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time of night?’ enquired the constable sarcastically.
‘My wife,’ slurred Roger grimly.

The Game

A man met his friend at the barber shop where he worked.  They were having a discussion in the front of the shop when an 8 yr old boys started walking in front.

Barber to his friend: “Kids these days are too focused on games and not enough on their studies.  Look at the intelligence of this boy.”

He motions for the kid to come over and asks him.

“Boy, in one hand I have two dimes and in the other I have a quarter, choose the prize you want”.

The boy reaches over, grabs the two dimes and walks away.

Barber to his friend: “Do you see what I mean.  No matter how many times I’ve done this with him, he always chooses the two dimes thinking that it’s more.”

Two hours later, the friend sees the boy at the candy store choosing some candy.

Friend to boy: “Why do you choose the two dimes over the quarter?  Don’t you realize that two dimes is less than a quarter”.

Boy: “The day I choose the quarter, the game stops”