There can never be enough said of the virtues, dangers, the power of a shared laugh.  ~Françoise Sagan

It’s Joke Time again.  Here are some more Jokes to Share with your Kids.
This week we celebrate differences.

1.  What’s the difference between a train and a tree?

One leaves its shed, the other sheds its leaves.

2.  What’s the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a suit:  the dog just pants.

3.  What’s the difference between an umbrella and a chatter box?

You can shut an umbrella up.

4.  What’s the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie: the other prowls on the hairy.

5.  What’s the difference between a blind man and a sailor in jail?

One can’t see to go:  the other can’t go to sea.

6.  What’s the difference between a man bitten by a mosquito and a man going on vacation?

One is going to itch:  the other is itching to go.

7.  What’s the difference between an elephant and a mailbox?

“I don’t know.  What is the difference?”

Remind me never to ask you to mail a letter for me.

8.  What’s the difference between a vegetable gardener and an actor?

One minds his peas:  the other minds his cues.

Have a great Sunday.