Sunday Comics – 4th of July Jokes
In honor of my neighbors in the South, here are some 4th of July jokes courtesy of StrangeCosmos.com and Funny Quotes.
1. Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?
Because the horse was too heavy to carry!
2. Why did the British cross the Atlantic?
To get to the other tide!
3. Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
Yeah, it cracked me up!
4. What did one flag say to the other flag?
Nothing. It just waved!
5. What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?
Liberty!
6. What was General Washington’s favorite tree?
The infantry!
7. What dance was very popular in 1776?
Indepen-dance!
8. What’s red, white, blue, and green?
A patriotic pickle!
9. What did the visitor say as he left the Statue of Liberty?
“Keep in torch!”
10. Did you hear about the cartoonist in the Continental Army?
He was a Yankee doodler!
Those jokes are so creative and fun! Love them – thank you!
Also I appreciated the comment on Logan’s pictures
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I hope you’re saving these to tell your kids! The liberty bell one is my favorite!
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Thanks for the Sunday Chuckle. Hope you had a great weekend.
wahahaha! where did you get these jokes! hahahha…
btw, have a question…what font did you use in your banner “everyday conversation….” just thought it is nice for scrapbooking
I like #4 — very cute jokes!
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Cute! Hope you had a blessed 4th!
God bless-
Amanda
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LOL! I’ve never heard these before.
Thanks for sharing. Hope you had a wonderful 4th!
Great jokes! I hope you had a wonderful 4th!