It’s Joke Time again.  Here are some more Jokes to Share with your Kids.  If you have some great kid jokes, feel free to share them in the comments.


1.  What’s the first thing a ball does when it stops rolling?

Answer:  It looks round


2.  What happened to the two blood clots who fell in love?

Answer:  They loved in vein


3.  What’s the best way to save water?

Answer:  Dilute it


4.  What do you get if you cross a monkey with a flower?

Answer:  A chimp-pansy


5.  What do you get if you cross and elephant with a kangaroo?

Answer:  Huge holes all over Australia


Wednesday is Canada’s day, so I thought I’d end off with some Canadian humor.  Since I’m Canadian, I can laugh at myself too.  These jokes are courtesy of  101kidz.com.


An American, a Scot and a Canuk were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened.

“Well,” said the American, “I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and that for a donation of $100, we could return to the earth.”

He continued, ” So of course, I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $100, and the next thing I knew I was back here.”

“That’s amazing!” said one of the doctors, “But what happened to the other two?”

“Last I saw them,” replied the American, “the Scot was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay for his.”


You might be Canadian if…


  • You bring a portable TV on a camping trip so that you don’t miss Hockey Night.
  • You can repeat the entire Molson’s Canadian ‘The Rant’.
  • You know that the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP) don’t always look like that.
  • You can sing “O’ Canada” in French and actually know what the words mean.
  • You know the French equivalents of “free”, “prize” and “no sugar added”, thanks to your extensive education in bilingual cereal packaging.
  • You know more than 3 guys named Gordon.
  • You can eat more than one maple sugar candy without feeling nauseous.
  • You think -10 C is mild weather.
  • You know the ingredients for poutine.
  • You know what happens in the Evergreen Forest when Bert Raccoon wakes up.
  • You know the difference between real snow and “television” snow — the white stuff that passes for snow on tv and in films.
  • Someone accidentally stepped on your foot. You apologize.
  • You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.
  • You only know three spices: Salt, pepper and ketchup.
  • You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
  • You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
  • Your local newspaper covers the national news on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.
  • You know that the four seasons means: winter, still winter, almost winter, and road work/construction.
  • You perk up when you hear the theme song from “Hockey Night in Canada.”
  • Its called a WASHROOM not a lavatory or powder room or rest room.
  • Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow. 
    You owe more money on your snowmobile than on your car.







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