Sunday Joke Time
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. ~e.e. cummings
1. What gets bigger the more you take from it?
Answer: A Hole
2. Why do you wash your clothes in Tide?
Answer: Because it’s too windy to wash out Tide
3. What did one toilet say to the other ?
Answer: You look a bit flushed
4. Why is the smartest U.S state Alabama?
Answer: it has 4 As and 1 B
5. What did one picture frame say to the other ?
Answer: How’s it hanging
6. Knock, Knock
Who’s There?
Ach
Ach Wh0?
Gesundheit!
7. Knock, Knock
Who’s There?
Agatha
Agatha Who?
Agatha sore tooth. It’s killing me
8. Knock, Knock
Who’s There?
Bat.
Bat Who?
Bat you’ll never guess!
9. Knock, Knock
Who’s There?
Ben.
Ben Who?
Ben a long time since I’ve seen you.
10. Knock, Knock
Who’s There?
Elsie.
Elsie Who?
Elsie you around.
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You always find some really neat things worth checking out! Plus, that quote is absolutely true. I would be miserable without laughter in my life. It’s the backbone of my family, I think.
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Hah, a couple of those gave me a giggle.