At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities.  ~Jean Houston

 

The theme once again this week is Animals

 

1.  What do you call an anxious dinosaur   

Answer:  A nervous Rex

 

2.  What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?  

Answer:   A dino-snore

 

3.  What is a dog’s favourite color?                       

Answer:  GRRRRReen

 

4.  Where do penguins keep their money? 

Answer:  In a Snow Bank

 

5.  What did the snake give to his wife?                 

Answer:  A goodnight hiss

 

6.  What do you call a snake that fixes things         

Answer:  A Boa-Constructor

 

7.  What do snakes do after they fight?                  

Answer:   Hiss and make-up

 

8.  Why are skunks so smart?                        

Answer:     Because they have a lot of scents

 

9.  What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?

Answer:  It gets toad away

 

10.  Where do frogs borrow money?                    

Answer:   From the river bank

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